Not-my-balloons-broccoli-head-camera-corral-liver-out-the-face-sweetest-gift-ever-birthday bash

Last night lots of people came out to celebrate my birthday... and Catholically sanctioned hedonism (Fat Tuesday). And by the way, the balloons were not for me. I got that question about 10 times last night. Plus, I prefer balloon animals instead... WOW a misshapen giraffe... do it again!

Well thanks. I sometimes say that and feel like it doesn't have the "ummph" it should, but in this case it most definitely will. I am very appreciative of everyone. In talulah fashion, I am going to personally try to thank everyone for yesterday.

"the sweetest girl you know" - Truth in advertising? Yes! This is without a doubt the sweetest girl I know. I want to thank you for flying in from TN and providing the best three days of my life. I already miss you so much and can't wait to see you again. After going to the airport this morning at 6:30, "Leaving on a Jet Plane" has become the single hardest song in the world to listen to.

"bambino" - you bought my tab, you bought my girlfriend's tab, you bought my girlfriend's friend's tab. You did that all as a favor to me and I really appreciate it even if we only spent $31 . . . wow, we're thrifty! 

"talulah" - you sang, you sang, you sang . . . and you told some of the funniest-ass stories I've ever heard. Your "liver out the face" routine should be featured on Comedy Central.

"*theresa*" - you let me crash at your house, then you let me ride with you to the airport, then you gave me a ride home. I owe you big. 

"Chris" - You're a new friend, but a good one. There's never a dull moment when you are around. Stand-up kind of guy.

"lindy.c." - my new Buffy buddy. It's always good to see you out. You kept the "camera corral" held down while people came and went. Thanks for returning the favor on bday celebrations.

"Mr. Bill" - you brought the table center piece, which became the conversation catalyst for a large part of the evening. "Bill's Birthday Wagon" is the name I have given it. Some other people called it "the lowrider car with broccoli head boy in the back seat" - I like both names.

"Jacqueline" - you gave me lots of beads . . . and I didn't even have to show my boobs. You're a great friend, so glad you made it out . . . even if "Kat" didn't. But, you know "Kat" as well as anybody, so no surprises there . . .

"dana" & "Tina" - you guys always make me smile. dana and her funny "lisp-speak" (or "thisp-thpeak" as I like to call it) . . . "tis tha theason for kith & kin." Tina, your myspace fears are too humorous for words. One of these days we're going to walk you through it and learn ya real good on sum myspace-dom.

There are lots more that were there and wished me the best (Chad, Sally, Whitney, Shirley, Gary, Crystal, Kara, Tom, Ryan, Laura, Mark, etc.). If someone feels left out then comment back. I will edit and amend to this thank you.

Here is a P.S. thank you to those that couldn't make it, but took the time to say Happy Birthday: Marla, Kathy, Amanda, Kim, Jen H., Whitney B., Carrie, Becky, Jason S., Bobbie, Sarah G., Shayla, Pat, Alan N., etc.

Funny FYI side note - at work I got a Star Wars card, two "computers suck" related cards, some Propel sports drinks, and Gary Larson's "Night of the Living Crash-Test Dummies" book for my birthday. The people at work are starting to come around. I feel like they really know me in a scary "too close to home" kind of way.