Sammmich!

Okay, there's a time and place for everything.   Right?  Maybe not.  A local convenience store in my home town sells "Big Az" sandwiches... presumably pronounced Big Ass as in the line from Chris Rock's CB4 - "Shut up and eat your big ass biscuit!"  Well that being said, there is nothing more appetizing than seeing youthful txt-phrasing applied to questionably horrid food.  Mmmm mmm, I can almost taste the botulism!  Boys and girls, I give you the Big Az Chicken.

And as if something like say a Big Az Chicken sandwich was not warning enough... then Ships Ahoy Me Maties... they make a Big Az Fish and Cheese sandwich too,  arrrrrrrrrrrrr!  Well nothing quite goes together like microwaveable fish and cheese, except maybe cold night sweats and diarhea.  

Welcome to Dante's seventh level of hell... Big Az sandwiches.   I imagine that these sandwiches would taste something like a Krusty Burger... but with less quality control.  The world is a sad place and Big Az brand Fish and Cheese is far scarier than anything H.P. Lovecraft could've dreamt up.  Fear this food.